Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Boy: Wow… You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin… What do You Use ? . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.
The difference between ‘Girlfriend’ and ‘Girl Friend’ is that little space in between we call the ‘Friend Zone’!
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you are right. Let’s go and pull some girls.
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.