Met a girl the other day
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You just don’t have an idea on how much I miss you. My mouth misses your tender kisses; I miss the warmth of your body; I miss being held by you; And I miss seeing your deep dimples. I miss you my sweet girl!
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
When a girl is alone, it’s not an opportunity, it’s a responsibility!
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
A small boy and a girl were crying, someone asked – Why are you both crying? Girl said: My doll has broken. Boy said: My doll is crying!
Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.