Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl. Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: ‘An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away’.. !! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
Squeeze the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the future. Gud Day!