Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Smiles are more beautiful and Tears are more truthful. You can smile in front of everyone; But you will cry only in front of someone who is special to you!
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.
There is a way of transferring funds That is even faster than net banking. It is called marriage.
‘ SLEEP’ S- Say Thanx To The God. L- Lying On The God. E-eye Closed Slowly. E- End Of The Day. P-plan For The Next Day.