He met a lady while

Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
wat happened to your mobile? i was trying to call you but i got this message welcome to the jungle network the monkey you are trying to call is on tree please try later
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it
Prayer is an anti virus which protects us from viruses like sorrow, gloom, sin and hopelessness, update the anti virus daily by praying and stay blessed…. Have a Nice Day and Happy Sunday!
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.