A cat and a rooster sat

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

A wise physician said

A wise physician said 'The best medicine for human is LOVE' Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work? ' He smiled and answered increase the DOSE

The Day You Came In My Life

The Day You Came In My Life, I Felt You As My Best 0ne. I Judged You Not By Your Beauty or Tone, But Because I Felt You As My 0wn. Be With Me Forever.. !

A Good Friend Will Always

A Good Friend Will Always Be In Memory! A Better Friend Will Always Be In Dreams!! But The Best Friend Will Always Be In HEART.. !!