Mobile phones are the only things

He came at night, exposed my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left I was hurt … Bloody…
What’s fashion designing? Too many brains With too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth… just to cover two little tits of a model.
All day long, I hear people talking out loud. But when you talk to me, your sweet voice drowns out the crowd! I miss you.
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: ‘Up! Quick! My husband is back! ‘
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence…. Smiling infront of mobile means mental… , Still smiling!!! Confirmed…