Mobile phones are the only things

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
If you are talking behind my back, then you are in a fabulous position to ‘KISS MY ASS! ‘
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’ am new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Countless number of times, we touch our ‘Touch Phone’ in a day and feel happy. Try to touch someone’s ‘Heart’ once in a while and they will feel more happier. Good Morning!
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.