Do it Right or Do it Wrong
Do it Right or Do it Wrong, They are still gonna talk behind your back. So just do whatever makes you happy. !!
Girls are like phones
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!
Phone recognized your number
Sorry I didn’t text you back; Because my phone recognized your number!
A man had I LOVE YOU tattooed
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
He came at night
He came at night, exposed my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed, when he was satisfied, he left I was hurt … Bloody…
Whats fashion designing
What’s fashion designing? Too many brains With too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth… just to cover two little tits of a model.