Night two legs

Laugh a lot till you breathe; Love as long as you live!
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins! …
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.