Night two legs

Disappointment is like a road hump, it slows you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards… Don’t stay on the humps too long. MOVE ON!
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins! …
The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she’s got you by the balls.
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!
friendship is like a wine, longer you stay, stronger it get stronger you stay, preciousness it get
Unbeatable Message: What’s Longer than Mother’s Love? What’s Lovely than sister Fight? Which Pillow is better than lover’s lap? What’s Warmer than dad’s Hug? What’s Sweeter than a Baby’s kiss? What’s Tastier than Mom’s Cooking? What’s stronger than Friends shoulders? Ans: There is no substitute for these things. Never Miss them in Life.. !