Never reject a girl in life

I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
Boy: Wow… You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin… What do You Use ? . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
Letting go of your old self and the process of letting the new you emerge can be one of the scariest experiences in your life. But by leaving behind your old self and taking a leap of faith into the unknown, it might just reveal what you are truly capable of becoming.
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too. But if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!
A stupid boyfriend thought ‘LOL’ meant ‘Lots of Love’. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, ‘ You are only girl of my life … LOL’.