I am like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’
I want to suck you lick you wanna move my tongue all over you wanna feel you in my mouth yep, that’s how you eat an ice cream!
Q. Last but not least Secret of long life A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs…… and night two legs
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ‘ If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy’..
Hey! Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I am Playing cards and i am mising the JOKER!!!