I am like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and lay from your heart. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’ am new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Hey! Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I am Playing cards and i am mising the JOKER!!!
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!