I am like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
wat happened to your mobile? i was trying to call you but i got this message welcome to the jungle network the monkey you are trying to call is on tree please try later
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause… Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!