A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
If you work just for Money, You will never make it. But If You Love what You are doing, And Always put the customer first, success will be yours.. !
Secret formula for married couples… ‘Love one Another’ and if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!