Sensible Lines By A Smoker
Similar Posts
1 day as I came
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘
Wife is dreaming in the middle
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: ‘Up! Quick! My husband is back! ‘
Tenderness of your lips
Tenderness of your lips; The fragrance of your breath; The warmth of your embrace; Being with you is like a dream come true. Babe, I love you!
A husband was stung by a bee
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
I love the way it rubs
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
Mobile phones are the only things
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.