What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
A: 1000- rupee currency note. !
Always think positive
A strong friendship Does not need daily conversation, Does not always need togetherness As long as the Relationship lives in the heart True friends will never apart.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
‘I am sorry’ and ‘I apologise’ mean the same thing… except when you are at a funeral!
When I text you, that means I miss you. When I don’t text, that just means I am waiting for you to miss me!