A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’
If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. Good Morning!
Relationship Is Like A Book, It May Take Few Seconds To Burn, But, Year’s To Write, Write It Carefully And, Never Let It Burn.. !
A Relationship Has : . A Girl.. A Boy.. An Ex Trying To Mess It Up.. & A Friend Waiting For A Break Up
You make me happier Than i ever thought i could be And if you let me I will spend the rest of my life Trying to make you feel the same way.
18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He’s so cute… yes yes I will!