A young girl after her honeymoon

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’

Naughty

A man was looking at a painting

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn.

Naughty

I love the way it rubs

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Birthday

May the good lord bless

May the good lord bless you with excellent health and defend your life from the evil one! see many more years happy bithday

Good Morning

Good Morning And Enjoy The Day

One Of The Joys In Life Is Waking Up Each Day With Thoughts That Somewher, Someone Cares Enough To Send A Warm Morning Greeting! Good Morning And Enjoy The Day!