A young girl after her honeymoon

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
I think, I am starting to have a problem with my vision. Ever since I got married I haven’t seen any money in my wallet!
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you are right. Let’s go and pull some girls.
I am So Glad That God Gave Me a Son like You. I am So Proud to Have You as a Son. I See A Little More of Me in You with Each Passing Year. No Matter How Many Birthdays Come and Go, You will Always Be My Little Boy. Happy Birthday Son.
Your kisses are etched in my mind, Like butterfly wings, My heart flutters with each thought of you.
Money Is A Small Coin, Health Is A Big Coin, Love Is A Lucky Coin, Happiness Is A Sweet Coin, But Friendship Is A Gold Coin. So Always Keep It Safe And Secured!