Big and heavy doors swing easily on small hinges.
Similarly, all big relations are alive and steady on small gestures of care and concern!
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder!