What makes men chase

My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag… . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!
Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.
‘I askd GOD Why do we fall in Relationshp with someone When We know that It Will End after Sometime? GOD said I will ans You but First tel me Why You Live when You know that You have to Die’.. !
A true sister is a friend who listens with her heart.
Relations are like stapler pins. Easy to attach but very hard to detach; and even if the pin is removed it always leaves its mark!
Relation And Bone Are Same, When Both Cracked And Get Repaired Correctly They Are More Powerfull But If Not Correctly, They Are Lost Thier Worth… …