A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
There is a way of transferring funds That is even faster than net banking. It is called marriage.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it
I wish you knew how much I like you. How much I love talking to you and how much I wish you were mine.