A man meets a genie.
The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars
and beat me till I am half dead.
I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . I should have looked twice!
Having a crush is sweet Falling in Love is exciting Having a heart break shocks But having a friend like you Totally Rocks
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.