A man said his credit

Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: No, just don’t feel like washing utensils today!
I wish people were like money; so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
Don’t worry – when I fight with you. Worry – when I stop… because it means there’s nothing left for us to fight for!
Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!
The definition of a perfect Wife – one who helps the husband with the dishes…
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.