We often dont express our feelings

Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
I do not worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
One of the most sad part of life: It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you; ‘ But its even tougher to pretend that you don’t mind!
Depresso: the feeling you get when you run out of coffee!
Affection is not a business where you give and get, but It is a beautiful feeling for someone Whom you like to give even If you don’t get it.. !
what is the best punishment for a woman? give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.