A man in Hell asked
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Appears from somewhere
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.
Husband and wife on picnic
Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi Husband said: Hello father-in-law.
What is the height of mixed emotion
What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new Mecedes and you don’t know whether to laught or cry.. !
Think I married you for money
Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.
Once a year I will change it
Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I will change it.
She is the apple of my eye
She is the apple of my eye The reason that I live She is all that I could wish for My heart to her I give.
Because you are someone very special Brother
Because you are someone very special Brother, It’s so nice to have this chance To wish you the best of everything A whole year in advance Happy Birthday Day!!
Love is like a long sweet
Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy Unmarried Life.
Know the meaning of interesting
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!