The Japanese have produced a camera
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
What is the best punishment for a woman
what is the best punishment for a woman? give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.
A man meets a genie
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.
Wife going to Spain
Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.
One tree can start a forest
One tree can start a forest, One smile can start a friendship One touch can show love and care One person like you can make life worth living!
The only reason behind broken relation
‘The only reason behind broken relation is, Either they think that you are changed, Or Their thinking about you is changed’
Relationships are like roller coasters
Relationships are like roller coasters. Not because they go up and down, but sometimes they leave you in the dark and can be scary as shit!
Give your absence to your loved
Give your absence to your loved ones to make them miss you so much. But don’t make it it a habit because they will learn to live without you!
EGOis the only requirement to destroy
‘EGO’is the only requirement to destroy any relationship… so be the bigger person, skip the ‘E’ and let it ‘GO’
Whenever i needed to talk
Whenever i needed to talk You were there besides me Whenever i needed to laugh You were there to put the smile on my face You make a great sister really!!!!!!!!!