Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: who is scared of a mouse!
As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!
‘The greatest justice in life is that your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously. ‘ Good Morning !!