A Real Boy Knows

Relationship is like a gadget. If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you fix it!
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, Matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
He acts like he owns me, He treats me like a baby can’t you see? He tells me to do things like obey my mother He even tells me when hes on the phone not to bother.
My biggest hope is to see your smile and to know that you are happy. I know life is sometimes cruel but that is why I am here for you to show that life can be good when somebody cares!
Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.