Nobody understands the reason why

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
The heart that knows how to bow down and say SORRY is the heart that loves the most!
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.
Don’t worry – when I fight with you. Worry – when I stop… because it means there’s nothing left for us to fight for!
They say that God sprinkles His blessings upon the earth every day and I think I have caught one and it’s you!