May the blowing of candles on the birthday cake also blow away all your troubles, worries and misfortune! Happy Birthday!
Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: No, just don't feel like washing utensils today!
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with, 'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!
I was counting the stars one night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars!