I always feel sorry

I always feel sorry for people who think more about a rainy day ahead than sunshine today.

May the blowing of candles on the birthday cake also blow away all your troubles, worries and misfortune! Happy Birthday!

Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: No, just don't feel like washing utensils today!

What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with, 'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!

I was counting the stars one night, for a reason to love you, I was doing great until I ran out of stars!