Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
My nights are longer than my days
My nights are longer than my days, since I am not by your side; But it’s all worth it – dreaming about you, wakes me up with a smile mile wide. Good Night!
A friendly discussion is an argument
A friendly discussion is an argument in the early stages!
I am the kind of friend who will help
I am the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body; But if you betray me – just remember, I know how to hide a dead body!