Boy: Wow... You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin... What do You Use ? . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
For men who believe their wives don't do much the whole day, guys it's a tough job updating your 'Facebook' status every hour. Respect women!
Sometimes the first step into forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot. Good Night!