May you always sleep like a baby
May you always sleep like a baby. Sweet Dreams! Sleep Tight! Good Night!
Unbeatable Message
Unbeatable Message: What’s Longer than Mother’s Love? What’s Lovely than sister Fight? Which Pillow is better than lover’s lap? What’s Warmer than dad’s Hug? What’s Sweeter than a Baby’s kiss? What’s Tastier than Mom’s Cooking? What’s stronger than Friends shoulders? Ans: There is no substitute for these things. Never Miss them in Life.. !
Phone not to bother
He acts like he owns me, He treats me like a baby can’t you see? He tells me to do things like obey my mother He even tells me when hes on the phone not to bother.
When the first baby laughed
When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.
You are about as challenging as stealing candy
You are about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
A baby dog asks
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: ‘Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully! ‘
Every King Was Once
Every King Was Once A Crying Baby, Every Great Building Was Once A Blueprint, Its Not Where You Are Today But Where You’ll Reach Tomorrow That Matters.
My wife is hard to impress
My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag… . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!
If a baby is born in Africa
If a baby is born in Africa… Wht will b the color of the baby’s teeth ? . . . . . Don’t stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ; –
A baby fish asked
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.