A creative man is motivated
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others!
My Heart Beats So Fast
My Heart Beats So Fast My Love Is In The Past But Now I Want You Back Because I Miss You So The Days Go By So Very Slowly And I Am Very Lonely
Wife is very clever
Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘ And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
Toilet seat with your toothbrush
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
I want to hold you close
I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat together as one… forever. Good Night!
Relation with nice people
Relation with nice people is like ice cubes. You break, crush, squeeze, beat and grind them… still they chill your life. Good Morning!
You get plenty of exercise jumping
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
Happy Happy Fathers Day
Happy Happy Father’s Day Here’s A Little Song To Say ‘Happy, Happy Father’s Day’ No One’s Father Is So Sweet. Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat. Happy Happy Father’s Day; I Love You In A Big Way!!
Beat in my heart
You are the sun in my day, The wind in my sky, The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart.
A man meets a genie
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.