I am not saying I hate
I am not saying I hate you. I am just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
Lots of people want
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, But what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. -Oprah Winfrey
Happens when I miss you
In the morning, I missed breakfast; While going to office, I missed the bus; In the office, I missed the deadline; While at home, I missed my favourite TV show; This is what happens when I miss you!