Car Quotes

The day I get my driving license

The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying – Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go live with a car battery.

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

Life is not qualified by the brand of clothes we wear or the car that we drive. It is measured by the no of faces that smile when they hear our name.

Love is a fuel, That makes love cars. Love is the magic that fills, All the hearts under the golden stars.

A relationship with no trust is like a car with no gas. You can stay in it, but it won’t go anywhere!

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it

My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag… . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!