When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one who’s mad!
Definition of a ‘Happy Couple’: ‘She does what she wants but he does what she wants! ‘
I am sure most couples wish to find a way to stay married to their partner but divorce their insane in-laws!
To all the couples: If you cry everyday in your relationship – sit down… take a deep breath and ask yourself: ‘Am I dating a Human or an Onion? ‘
Nights are a gift when couples have lovely tiffs; It makes life complete when two lovely lips meet. The day’s stress and grief is gone with the caring; That makes our cosy beds a nest of love and sharing. Sleep Tight… Good Night!
A couple planned to commit suicide together… but once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive!
To see a young couple loving each other is no wonder, but to see an old couple loving each other is the best sight of all.
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: who is scared of a mouse!
A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Secret formula for married couples… ‘Love one Another’ and if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!