I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.
There’s one sad truth in life I have found While journeying east and west – The only folks we really wound Are those we love the best. We flatter those we scarcely know, We please the fleeting guest, And deal full many a thoughtless blow To those who love us best.
‘Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It’. Shakespeare.
Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
I have decided to add ‘extensive experience in dealing with stupid people’ to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
It takes a great deal of living to get a little deal of learning.
Marriage: A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
Marriage is really tough sometimes, because… . . . you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!