Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
Today’s weather forecast: DAY: bright sunshine Night: full moon TEMPREATURE: 101 degree Soon it will be raining… WELCOME TO MY SHOWER OF LOVE!
My birthday wish for you is that you get a great job, a great life partner, a great degree, a great house and a great life in the future. Now, isn’t that a super birthday wish? Anything for you! Wish you a very Happy Birthday.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.