Drunk Quotes

A drunk man arrives

A drunk man arrives

A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!

Police arrested a drunkard

Police arrested a drunkard

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?