Eat Quotes

Funny

Sitting at the table does not make

Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.

Marriage

A Health Forum Speaker

A Health Forum Speaker Asked: Which Food Causes the Most Suffering for Years, After Eating It? After a Long Silence, An Old man Answered: Wedding Cake.

Relationship

Husband and wife on picnic

Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi Husband said: Hello father-in-law.

Flirt

In the morning I do not eat

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

Funny

Find me

It’s very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but It’s very difficult to find a sweet person. but I salute you. that you find me.

Naughty

Eat an ice cream

I want to suck you lick you wanna move my tongue all over you wanna feel you in my mouth yep, that’s how you eat an ice cream!