A father said to his son
A father said to his son: Be careful where you walk. The son responded: You be careful for remember that I follow your footsteps!
The young wife
The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
Toilet seat with your toothbrush
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Your love has countless pages
your love has countless pages, no matter open any page it shows your love only, some time has friend, lover, brother, sister, father mother, husband, wife but never ends, keep ON and ON, Good Morning!
Why I say she’s no good
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Happy Happy Fathers Day
Happy Happy Father’s Day Here’s A Little Song To Say ‘Happy, Happy Father’s Day’ No One’s Father Is So Sweet. Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat. Happy Happy Father’s Day; I Love You In A Big Way!!
Husband and wife on picnic
Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi Husband said: Hello father-in-law.
A little kid asks his Dad
A little kid asks his Dad, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ‘ ‘No idea, ‘ replied the Father, ‘I am still paying for it… ‘
Father means care of life
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
Its better to live one day
It’s better to live one day as a lion, than a hundred as a sheep. They call our language Mother tongue because the Father seldom gets to speak.