A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!
Make new friend remember the old these are silver those are gold 'frdshp is the meldy'and fragrance of life 'frdshp is a beautiful part of life 'frdshp is a beautiful flower 'life without frndshp is nothing 'many are the name applied to frndshp but where youth and beauty enter in there frndshp is rightly called love and held to be the fairest of god