Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘ And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
A SMILE IS THE LIGHTENING SYSTEM OF THE FACE, COOLING SYSTEM OF HEAD AND HEATING SYSTEM OF HEART, SO KEEP SMILING ALL DAY. HAVE A NICE DAY!!
I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.
If my head looks like yours, I had shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.
Nice Kiss is on Head. Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks. Passionate Kiss is on Lips. Romantic Kiss is on Neck and Seriously Hottest Kiss is on? IRON’ Try it now. Mmmmuah
You dream about your dreams, And my dream is you. As you rest your head, I will dream about my dream coming true. My sleepy head, you sleep tight, And I will watch over you every night.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study