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Funny

Actually i did not do my homework

Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!

Marriage

A drunk man arrives

A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!

Funny

Years vacation at home

Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’ win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Marriage

Wedding Is A Name Of Happy

Wedding Is A Name Of Happy Day Which Brings Happiness Not Only In Your Home But All Familiar Ones Feel Great Pleasure On This Special Day Of Wedding. Have A Great Time Today And Ahead. Happy Wedding Day

Missing You

Happens when I miss you

In the morning, I missed breakfast; While going to office, I missed the bus; In the office, I missed the deadline; While at home, I missed my favourite TV show; This is what happens when I miss you!