Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!
Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!
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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
The right temperature of a HOME is not maintained by Heaters and Air-conditioners. It is maintained by Warm Hearts and Cool Minds. Good Morning!
Wedding Is A Name Of Happy Day Which Brings Happiness Not Only In Your Home But All Familiar Ones Feel Great Pleasure On This Special Day Of Wedding. Have A Great Time Today And Ahead. Happy Wedding Day
From this day forward You shall not walk alone My heart will be your shelter And my arms will be your home.
In the morning, I missed breakfast; While going to office, I missed the bus; In the office, I missed the deadline; While at home, I missed my favourite TV show; This is what happens when I miss you!
Height of bravery for Girls. . . . . . Going out of Home without make-up!