An journalist to mallika sherawat
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!
His idea of a practical joke
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
A boy of 1st class
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.
Bright be the road you are walking
Bright be the road you are walking; Light be the load you are carrying; Sweet be the home you are staying; Happy be the day you are foreseeing. Have a Good Day!
I went over, Nobody was home
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
1 day as I came
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘
A man had I LOVE YOU tattooed
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
Very Happy Married Life
May Your Life Be Filled With Good Health And Both Of You Maintain An Environment Of Love, Peace And Happiness In Your Home. Wishing You A Very Happy Married Life
Eventually come home
According to the rules of geometry, if a man cheats for four times, he will eventually come home!
Why is a bachelor skinny
Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator