When your wife messages you Have Fun
When your wife messages you ‘Have Fun’, just stop whatever you are doing and return back home!
Sleep before you finish saying it
Before marriage, A man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.
Packed on the way back home
My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
Men hang out in bars
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p