Impressive Words: Do not Try and Perfect Yourself For One Person… Wait for the one who Loves Your Imperfection… Have a nice weekend.. !
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression… he just cleaned the whole house!
Press down if you miss me. Down… My sweet.. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down Impressed, ha? Well I miss you too.
Remember!! Work For A Cause Not For Applause Live Life To Express Not To Impress Do not Strive To Make our Presence Noticed Just Make Your Absence Felt…
When you come to a point where you have no need to impress anybody, your freedom shall begin!
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you are stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag… . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!