Over thinking is a dream killer
Over thinking is a dream killer. Sometimes you can drown yourself in your own thoughts!
Love is spending the rest
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you had miss them!
You do not actually love a person
You do not actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them!
A couple planned to commit
A couple planned to commit suicide together… but once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive!
Love is that beautiful forest
Love is that beautiful forest where a brave Tiger is killed by a doe-eyed beautiful Deer!
I might look calm
I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.
I am a killer
I am a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!
Things in boys room
Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes Love Letters Gifts Friendship Cards After Marriage: Pain Killers Loan Papers Unpaid Bills List for Shopping Happy Unmarried Life
Thought for the night
Thought for the night: Don’t waste time by thinking about your past or future! Better kill some mosquitoes in that time. So that you can sleep better.. !
Picked my poison and it is you
Nothing can kill me like you do; You are going straight to my head. And I am heading straight for the edge; I picked my poison and it is you!