Kill Quotes

Friendship

A couple planned to commit

A couple planned to commit suicide together… but once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive!

Flirt

Love is that beautiful forest

Love is that beautiful forest where a brave Tiger is killed by a doe-eyed beautiful Deer!

Funny

I am a killer

I am a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!

Relationship

Things in boys room

Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes Love Letters Gifts Friendship Cards After Marriage: Pain Killers Loan Papers Unpaid Bills List for Shopping Happy Unmarried Life

Good Night

Thought for the night

Thought for the night: Don’t waste time by thinking about your past or future! Better kill some mosquitoes in that time. So that you can sleep better.. !

Love

Picked my poison and it is you

Nothing can kill me like you do; You are going straight to my head. And I am heading straight for the edge; I picked my poison and it is you!