Lecture Quotes

Teacher To Student

Teacher To Student

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Excellent Reply For The People

Excellent Reply For The People

Excellent Reply For The People Who Lectures Us Continuously... 'When Ever Death Will Come, I Will Be Only One Who Has To Die, No One Else Will'.. !!

Police arrested a drunkard

Police arrested a drunkard

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?

Mother will not allow me to go so far

Mother will not allow me to go so far

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Lecture in Maths class

Lecture in Maths class

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class