Leg Quotes

If a statue in the park of a person

If a statue in the park of a person

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Doin a good job

Doin a good job

Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

Night two legs

Night two legs

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs…… and night two legs