A man sooner or later

A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.

Prospective husband

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’ Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Woman gains her master

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master