Going for a walk
Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.
Math Quotes
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Lecture in Maths class
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!
Divide your legs and we can multiply
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Mathematics and women are similar
Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but…… maths is better since it has Logic at least….