## Going for a walk

Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.

Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.

Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but…… maths is better since it has Logic at least….