Month Quotes

Time table for February

Time table for February

Time table for February month is listed below.. Enjoy the loveable month and have fun: 7 Feb Rose Day 8 Feb Propose Day 9 Feb Chocolate Day 10 Feb Teddy Day 11 Feb Promise Day 12 Feb Hug Day 13 Feb Kiss Day 14 Feb Valentine Day. 15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day!

Using duplicate key

Using duplicate key

Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key

Happy and I cannot tolerate it

Happy and I cannot tolerate it

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, 'Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ' Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

I am getting married next month

I am getting married next month

I am getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift..... just bring someone who ll marry me.

Every 3 months

Every 3 months

Advise of a dentist Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don't let anybody else use it & Changed it every 3 months.

Wife going to Spain

Wife going to Spain

Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.