I can go days without talking to you, months without seeing you, but not a second goes by that I do not think about you.
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
A new meeting next month? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week get a lover. Happy for a month get married. But if you want to be happy forever get a friend like me.
I am getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift….. just bring someone who ll marry me.
Advise of a dentist Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don’t let anybody else use it & Changed it every 3 months.
Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.
A single conversation across a table with a wise man is worth a month”s study of books.
Wish you have every day, week, months, years and centuries filled with joy and happiness Happy Birthday sister