Month Quotes

Missing You

I can go days without talking

I can go days without talking to you, months without seeing you, but not a second goes by that I do not think about you.

Funny

Using duplicate key

Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key

Marriage

Happy and I cannot tolerate it

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

Good Morning

If you want to be happy for a day

If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week get a lover. Happy for a month get married. But if you want to be happy forever get a friend like me.

Flirt

I am getting married next month

I am getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift….. just bring someone who ll marry me.

Flirt

Every 3 months

Advise of a dentist Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don’t let anybody else use it & Changed it every 3 months.

Relationship

Wife going to Spain

Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.