Time table for February month is listed below.. Enjoy the loveable month and have fun: 7 Feb Rose Day 8 Feb Propose Day 9 Feb Chocolate Day 10 Feb Teddy Day 11 Feb Promise Day 12 Feb Hug Day 13 Feb Kiss Day 14 Feb Valentine Day. 15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day!
I can go days without talking to you, months without seeing you, but not a second goes by that I do not think about you.
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
A new meeting next month? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week get a lover. Happy for a month get married. But if you want to be happy forever get a friend like me.
I am getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift….. just bring someone who ll marry me.
Advise of a dentist Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don’t let anybody else use it & Changed it every 3 months.
Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you.. ? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, Husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.
A single conversation across a table with a wise man is worth a month”s study of books.