Mouth Quotes

Slap and run

Slap and run

Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: Slap and run!

Sweet girl

Sweet girl

You just don't have an idea on how much I miss you. My mouth misses your tender kisses; I miss the warmth of your body; I miss being held by you; And I miss seeing your deep dimples. I miss you my sweet girl!

A man had I LOVE YOU tattooed

A man had I LOVE YOU tattooed

A man had 'I LOVE YOU' tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. 'There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth', she said.