Notice where I scraped off the 'S'
For my wife's birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called 'Ample'. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the 'S'!
Notice Quotes
Notices when you don't
Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don't!
Absence Felt
Remember!! Work For A Cause Not For Applause Live Life To Express Not To Impress Do not Strive To Make our Presence Noticed Just Make Your Absence Felt...
I heard someone whisper your name
I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I noticed I was alone. Then I realized, it was my heart telling me that I miss you!
Problems begin with MEN
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
This morning I noticed on my calendar
This morning I noticed on my calendar a happy day! Today, my happy calendar said it is your birthday. I wish this day brings a smile on your face, and that you enjoy, The day you were born, celebrate it in joy. Happy Birthday!
As I feel the tear go
As I feel the tear go down my cheek, I notice that my heart is weak, For the love I have for you, Will always be gold and true, I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past, But know my love will always last, Even though we are a distance apart, You always have the key to my heart.
A notice in a factory for girl
A notice in a factory for girl workers. 'If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work'
The only thing worse than a husband
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
If lovers are like moon and Brothers
If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i. e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother