Teachers are pure water; Parents are holy water; Enemies are salt water; Lovers are hot water; Spouses are cold water; But friends are liquor bottle. They are always around, may it be happiness or sadness!
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.