I do not want a friend who smiles
I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.
Pool has water in next time
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
I believe that God felt
I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.